Yesterday we made a tub of guacamole. A tub. A Large Tub. The kind of tub that would cost you $20-$30-$50 at the store so you could have enough guac for your entire family and their pets. Some of the avocados were so ripe that many of the pits were sprouting, they were very easy to split in half accidentally while stabbing with a knife and I may or may not have a stab wound in my left hand that happened to be underneath the kamikaze pit.letterpress avocado postcard from harpoon
So needless to say, I have avocados on the brain.