I really Wish I Knew A Paleontologist

If only so I could give them this book,

from ModCloth

New Mexican Lion

*I reloaded the pictures, I was getting comments saying that the images couldn't be seen, so hopefully you can see them now!

I got this in an email from my Dad who got it from my Grandma, I don't know where she finds these things but it does sound like something a New Mexican would do!

This is the true story of a Garage Owner in the Southwest New Mexico
He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal tools, etc. So he came up with this idea. He put the word out that he had a new Mexican Lion that would attack anyone that would break in or climb his fence. Would-be thieves saw the "Lion" from a distance and fled the scene.

The dog's probably trying to figure out why his head's so hot and his butt's so cold?